(July 16, 10pm)

DUKE'S DEVILRY

Season I, Webisode VI

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This webplay is a work of fiction; any resemblance to any person dead or alive is co-icidental, and is deeply regretted!

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oKay..i was mentally ill.. yeah you heard right.. sometime around December that was..latest of duke's ploys..

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It so happened, somebody spotted me reading in library.. but since the book in the desk was too small, he dusnt notice it..

jumps to conclusions.. and tells Mr Buddha Hoga Tera Baap i was talking to myself..

Mr BHTB passes this on to the duke... and they together piss Ms O with their no end of questioning on my sanity levels!

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"Does A has problems?" BHTB puts it straight..

Ms O was like, "What???"

"Hello??"

"Have you boozed too much????"

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Anyway we think of a ploy to clear the air.. and as decided, Ms O shoots one evening... "There's some talk bout you talking....to urslf?"

I instantly react with the prepared stuff.. with all those OMG smileys at once.. and the blink blink, oh im-heated-all-under-the-collar expressions!

Followed by veneer of anger..and then suitable explanation...

and this all, before ppl to watch!

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It worked...when the crowd there actually gets to hear the whole stuff, they were like.. they had this roller coaster laugh!

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Save the duke though!

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He sees in it another ploy...how nice it wud be na, if this Nazi skul pass out can be proven crackpot, and thereby thrown out!

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The bandit is Sent out again..numerous times...and to all those ppl who had bought my explanation and were satisfied...

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Rampant rumour mongering...fabricated stories... invented incidences go on..im spotted on all the wrong places..on all the wrong times.. even when id be quietly sitting at the desk!

Monday i speak to the walls,

Tuesday the windows..

Wednesday the flower pot in the reception,

and Thursdays, anyway, i date the canteen utensils!

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And you know what.... wherever id go, duke wud come following me...

Just to prove these weren't rumours.. that he had actually witnessed!

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And at least on two occasions, he followed me to even the loo~!

But thankfully, stories of my talking to the toilet seat didnt crop up!

So generous of the duke~!

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Anyway...

lets move to their "Ploy Sabotage!"

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Or should we have it on the finale..

tomorrow 10pm

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