(July 12, 10pm)
DUKE'S DEVILRY
Season I, Webisode V
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This webplay is a work of fiction; any resemblance to any person dead or alive is co-incidental, and is deeply regretted!
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Finally this happens.. Evil Duke gets tired.. and afterall why not? He abuses us, we keep quiet.. he frames us, we keep quiet.. he sullies our college's name, we still do not react.. he makes sexual jibes, we smile and concentrate back on work!
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So he has a new formula.. He stops cooperating at work..and goes full length rumour mongering about **ruta **atnal (an *CJian reporter sending us stories for, say, the XYZ page)!
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Oh! we will be heated up all under the collar..call her up... tell her all that he told.. she will weep.. we will console..and he wud have great pleasure...
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Uncle.... ppl have other works out there too!
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Anyway, so here it goes!
Evil Duke, Take 1..
"Sir, what do you say this headline is okay?"
Duke (with that expression of the exploited, mostly found in Nirupa Roy's face): "Why does *itta *acob with three years experience get 17 thousands, while *CJ greenhorns get 30 thousands?"
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Hmmm .... why not ask the management sir (words not spoken)..
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Evil Duke, take 2
"Sir, shall this be a DC pic?"
Duke (Imagine he was smokin', and he puffs it out on ur face...how he must have desired to do that anyway): "Why does **ruta **atnal stay alone in Puna?"
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Evil Duke, Take 3
"No idea,Sir.. Sir is a strapline needed here?"
Duke: "Why is **ruta **atnal not workin in home town?"
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Evil Duke, Take 4
"Sir, it's 10:45.. can I have the lead story?"
Duke (perceive a fake bewilderment): "So who is **ruta **atnal staying with in Puna?"
(And guys I tell you, he wasnt looking for her female PG mate's name here).....
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Evil Duke, Take 39
"Sir, shall I shrink the story more?"
Duke (With that cocky smile of his): "So how do her parents know she aint into any wild things there?"
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"BoseDK uske baap ko problem nahi hai, tere ko kyun problem hai......." I chewed the words...and the goof that he was, he couldnt lip-read me either!
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Then, I thought it was just antics..now I know, it was a definite and premeditated effort to show us in wrong light... us *CJians..
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You know what, he wud want everybody else to believe we are debauch.. that's his idea of self-satisfaction...
Sick!
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Anyway..his obsession with **ruta **atnal doesnt end here.. now he has another ploy.. he will keep her stories pending...delay the particular page..then ring up *angalore.. and tell them because **ruta dint send her stories timely, the production got messed!
Can you believe this?
For long time he actually manages to do this cleverly.. infact even we two were miffed up with **ruta.. specially when we had always known her as punctual and professional, while in college..but thanks to some FB conversations, the truth is out soon..
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And then we had this list of some 6-8 occasions, when **ruta did send her stories timely.. and this imp hid it in his basket..kept everybody waiting.. sabotaged the production.. and then rung up *angalore again to pass the guilt to **ruta!
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In fact when we still do not react to it, (how he would have loved that maimed expression contouring our faces all over) he comes and tells Ms O particularly:
"Hey listen..there had been an enquiry why XYZ page is getting delayed everyday.. I replied in two words... **ruta **atnal!"
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Sick, I tell you sick!
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